So long Spring. Welcome back Winter, you cold hearted season.
Remember those pictures of my trees with beautiful, beautiful grass around them?
I don't.
And my deck that you could walk on? No more. Now there's 7 inches of snow covering it.
And my driveway. You can't even tell I have a driveway except for the tire tracks can you?
Well, I do now but when I took this picture you couldn't tell. I would show you an after picture to go along with the before but I am too tired. Besides, I have to go to confession now because I'm pretty sure I broke a few of the commandments while I was shoveling all this. The first was murder, although not literally. But since, according to the bible, thinking about murder is the same as doing it I am guilty. See, I was wishing I could go back in time and stop whoever it was that discovered this stupid state. And yes, I would go to extreme lengths to do so. After I had been out there for about an hour and a half (which gave me lots of time to think) my neighbor came out with his snowblower and did his driveway and sidewalk in 30 minutes. Hello coveting and envy. As if that wasn't bad enough he was so kind as to blow all that snow from the sidewalk onto my driveway. Apparently he thought the snowplow hadn't pushed enough onto it. Murder is quickly becoming my favorite fantasy. All in all, it took 4 hours to do the driveway and the deck. The boys came out to help about an hour after I started and Tony came out half an hour after that so I did have some help.
That said I am going to let you in on a little secret: I would give my left testicle for a snow plow or a snow blower right about now. What's that? I don't have one? Well, if I did I would gladly donate it. I wonder if Rob's a deep sleeper. Hmmm. But I don't have a plow or snow blower *sniff, sniff*. Instead I will just have to keep using this -
At least it works. Wanna know why I don't look happy? It's cuz I know what's coming. Fast forward 4 hours and you should see me now. On second thought, you probably don't want to.